#peepaw and his stupid glasses

[nyan-bynary]

modern au sukugo sukuna should be like 50 (or older!!!!!!) and gojo should stay 28/29

[grimbothefool]

ya know when i jokingly said "what if i made a chairman oc" i did not expect to end up with a man i was fucking feral over

[supernova41st]

ok but like I loved ur mercy!reader post and considering my love for crossovers ESPECIALLY character interactions I was wondering if u could do more???

Nerf this! ₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎

Tf2 x Dva!Reader

A/n: If you’re not familiar with Dva then I suggest watching the Dva Cinematic. It’ll sum her character up and she’s a fun one at that ^^. A lot of my tf2 x ow fics are platonic so unless I outright say that it’s romantic you can imagine it however you’d like, enjoy <33

Warnings: None

Divider creds: Sister-Lucifer on Tumblr

Engineer

Since you guys were forced to share a workshop it looks pretty similar to the bedroom from Sam and Cat, one side being dull and grey with little to no decorations while the other is pink with cute plushies/figurines around the place.

After a bit you grew closer, sitting around in silence while working on your projects got pretty awkward so it was about time before someone broke the ice.

“You ever name your bots?”

“Huh, don’t think so.. you?”

“Yes! I call her Tokki, she’s cute isn’t she?”

“And one hell of a shade of pink”

Engineer is really competitive when it comes to you, being that you both are engineers/inventors. You guys have fun 🫶

“That’s 10 kills! Can you do that grandpa?”

“Haha! Just wait til’ you see what my other babies can do”

Will gladly show you some old tricks that he’s learned over the years since he’s more experienced. Plus he’s the only person you’ll ever trust your dear Tokki with.

Speaking of which-your self destruct sequence is always done by him, any of the other mercs will FUMBLEEE

“how do I friggin do this?? Is there like a joystick I can move around?”

•

“Too many dæm buttons on this zing! I zon’t know what I’m doing”

•

“pulls out glasses your mouse controls the small pointer on ze screen, use it to-WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS MEAN?”

“IT MEANS YOU’RE STUPID HEAVY.”

Interactions/Voicelines 🎤

Team kill with Self Destruct

“How’s that for a shade of pink?”

•

“Definitely haven’t seen somethin’ like that in my years.”

•

“Thanks Tae-I mean!-Engie!!”

Domination

“Too slow, peepaw!”

•

“Hope that wasn’t hard on your arthritis -3-“

Medic

Medic gets so excited when you’re on a mission with him. Loves pocketing you, partly because you’re the nicest when it comes to asking for help

“CMON THEN DOCTOR”

“heal me pussy.”

“DOCTOR, HEAL NOW”

“heals plss 😚”

He also enjoys how you’re full of surprises, he thought you were gonna die when your mech broke down but no! You jumped out that thing and pistol whipped the whole team’s faces off like the diva you are.

“PISTOL TO THE FACE!!”

“Y/n slow down 🙂”

He loves you but you overstimulate him.

Interactions/Voicelines 🎤

Ubering

“LETS GO!”

•

“RAHHH!! GET OUTTA MY GAME!”

Spawn Interactions

“Vill you surprise me out there, Hase?”

“Of course! You know I always do ^.^”

•

“Nett mech”

“Nett coat!!”

“Aw, vy thank you”

Spy

This ho won’t stop talking shit. Every time he opens his mouth about you it’s him complaining about how “you’re too young to be on this team” or “your ‘experience’ with video games doesn’t serve a war” or “stop playing video games y/n we’re in the middle of battle”.

He avoided you for the most part until you decided to make some small talk while you both awkwardly stood in an elevator, big mistake 😬

“I bet your gun does a ton of DPS”

“Must you always muster up your video game vocabulary with reality?”

“Must you always be so petty?? 😒 old Frenchie fuck you and your dps gun”

Clearly he’s not fond of youngin’s joining the team. Though he does find you more “tolerable” than scout since you at least have some experience with fighting in a war (kinda)

He hates that he has to crawl to you for tech help, he doesn’t know what he’s doing-you’re the tech expert!!

“Y/n.. something is wrong with the radio.”

“..oookkayyy??”

“Can you help?”

“LOL!!”

Meetings with you always end up in him taking your game console away, he just won’t leave you alone 🙄

“Hey! I was in the middle of beating a boss!!”

“You’ll have it back once you listen to what I have to say, girl.”

“Ughh fine”

Interactions/Voicelines 🎤

Spawn interactions

“Don’t you think your little pink robot will be a distraction?”

“That’s.. just the way I like it!”

Blaster light gun kill

“See that, Spy? Pure skill.”

Spy callout

“Ping!Ping!Ping! Spy around here!!”

[beeceit]

The Broken Leo

Disclaimer: I know I don't typically do angst for the Peepaw Multiverse (which is also why I typically don't involve itbotb Leo in it) but I got to thinking, and itbotb Leo would have... very complicated feelings about meeting so many other hims

(The itbotb canon self-worth issues, alcohol issues, and a brief mention of suicidal thoughts made it into this, so watch out for those) WMAS Leo belongs to @chiangyorange who also inspired this with this comic

Leo tapped his claws against his glass, looking around the room.

The situation was ridiculous and honestly a little frightening. (Seriously, what evil god would allow THIS many Leos to coexist in one room?! Something very very important would be breaking soon and the whole multiverse would explode because some idiot tried to make ramen without the water, or something equally stupid.)  But the scariest part for Leo was that every other version of himself he could see seemed so… 

Happy.

Why wasn’t he? What, because he was missing an arm? Big whoop, he’d already counted five other hims missing something. Coin with his amputated leg (and really, he should be grateful it was only an arm), 2 was missing an arm too, didn’t even really have a stump to speak of. Expendable was not only missing an arm, but his shell was in horrible shape and his eye looked enough like his own Raph’s that he’d bet real money that he was at least partially blind.

And he was feeling this way well before he lost it.

Because of the prison dimension, then? He was there an hour at most. Hourglass and Deal had both been there so much longer and got hurt so much worse. And yet there they were, just laughing and talking like old friends, and they’d only just met. Deal was even drinking soup out of his hands, Leo couldn’t even imagine going through trauma like he had and still managing to be able to be so silly. No, the problem was him.

The problem was always him.

What was wrong with him? His dad was finally there and opening up and listening, his family finally trusted him, he got along with Casey famously. Even his future self was there for him! Everybody was! He just needed to stop being such a self-obsessed dickhead and talk to them! Why was this so hard? Leo sighed and looked around to make sure no one was looking before reaching into his pouch and pulling out a bottle of calamine lotion. Well… it had been calamine lotion. Now it was just a cleaned out bottle he used to hide his emergency vodka in. It didn’t hold much (It couldn’t. He couldn’t afford his brothers getting suspicious, after all.) but it was enough. He poured a generous glug into his diet coke before concealing the bottle again. There was a bar in this place for the older Leos, it would be fine. If anyone got suspicious, he could just claim it was Blue’s and he stole a sip because he was curious. That was normal teenager behavior, right?

What a fucking mess he was.

It was bad enough, knowing how weak he was amongst his family, knowing he was the only one struggling like this, but this? This was so much worse. So many hims, going through so much worse, how was he the only one struggling this hard? How was he the only one who couldn’t handle it? This wasn’t just one universe calling him a failure, it was dozens.

“Should’ve just let Prime finish me off when he had the chance.” He muttered to himself, taking a long sip.

Leo felt a bump against his shoulder.

“Hey, you say something?” Leo jumped, turning to see another Leo sitting next to him. “Shit! Sorry, uh, spaced out. How long have you been there?” The other Leo snorted. “Just a minute, dude, don’t worry about it. You good?” Leo blinked before shrugging and putting on the carefree mask, hoping it wouldn’t fail him like it had done more and more lately. “Nah, I’m fine, don’t worry about it. Just, uh, just overwhelmed. This whole situation is wack as all hell.”

“Yeah, I get that. I still haven’t figured out how to get this name tag thing off. I mean, what does WMAS even mean?! And why is there an orange on it?”

“I’ve been saying it like Christmas in my head.” “Of course you would. Why is yours so long, anyways?”

“Dude, I have no idea. My Blue’s matches, so I guess our dimension is just itty-bot-buh with a… deer-bee thing? I don’t know, man.” WMAS snorted. “You call yours Blue, too?” “Dad picked it. It’s still weird, him actually calling me by my name without it meaning I’m in trouble.” “Yeah, I feel that. …you, uh… you wanna go pet the big scary magic dog with me?” Leo raised an eyebrow and looked over at Havoc, who was currently giving a death glare to a big Leo that had gotten too close to Hourglass for comfort. “I think that’s a fox.” “He’s fluffy, it makes him a dog.” Leo rolled his eyes and chugged the rest of his drink before standing. “Eh, I’ll bite. I didn’t have anything better to do anyways.” Blue looked on from across the room with a frown.

I’m so sorry, kid.

[i-am-minty-fresh]

Alright here’s my unwarranted opinion on post-timeskip designs.

(Not including the fact that they just made everyone’s skin tones lighter for no reason cause that’s complete bullshit but we’re gonna talk about their other design features).

Luffy: I love it. Don’t get me wrong I love his stupid vest + flip-flop combo in pre-timeskip but his fluffy shirt and sash are just so him without taking away all his silliness (also adding the yellow sash ties way better to the ASL theme because the yellow in the hat is more tied to Roger/Shanks while the sash is purely related to him and his brothers with is great!)

-8/10-

Zoro: no notes. I love how Oda took one his eyes and refused to explain. I love what that means for Zoro’s character. He doesn’t think about his injuries in that way, he just moves forward. Other than that tho, the boots? The coat? The sash? (Every gets a sash now-a-days) I love that he kept his haramaki because it looks so comfy!

-10/10-

Nami: ….I feel like they could have done a bit more…Don’t get me wrong I love the long hair but her outfits just kinda became bikini top + jeans which not only look uncomfortable but isn’t half as stylish as Oda thinks it is.

-6/10-

Usopp: My guy leveled up. Abs, pants, no-shirt, little facial hair, Usopp’s a fucking man now guys and I’ve got respect for him. Also love his pop greens I just wish he also used other chemical combinations like he did pre-timeskip.

-9/10-

Sanji: they’d tried to make him a big strong man like Zoro, but I don’t think that was ever the appeal of him. He’s meant to be lean so buffing him up was just kinda stupid. Got rid of his pants chain and all his silly undershirt colors.

-4/10-

Chopper: Controversial opinion! I don’t mind his post-timeskip design. He looks cute! I don’t like that they replaced the hat that his dad gave him (I feel like we never talk about that! He has a different hat now! How do you get a new ‘dead dad’ hat?!?) Now he’s got a little stripped shirt, and his heavy point looks a lot better. I do not like how they lean on Kung-fo point so heavily when he has so many other forms for fighting (horn point is my favorite).

-8/10-

Robin: What. Why did they- HER HAT?!? HER BANGS?!?? What the fuck happened in the revolutionary army to do this to my favorite women?!? Give her back her hat, give her back her bangs or I swear to god.

-2/10- (I like her long skirt)

Franky: Also controversial opinion!(?) I don’t hate his bigger body. I wished we got more of his pre-timeksip form because I love his greasy dad look but post-timeskip does a lot for giving Franky a 2 year long power-up in a way that he would. UPGRADES PEOPLE, UPGRADES!

-9/10-

Brook: I love it. His been living in star-dome being flamboyant as all hell and so of course he comes back with a diva-boa, some $10 star glasses, a plastic crown, and strange old man pants. I love formal peepaw but I also love weird party peepaw. I also think the guitar was a good way to make him seem big and aggressive while the violin has the silent, deadly elegance.

-10/10-

All and all I think a lot of us just missed the pre-timeskip style which is fair! I love how pretty the animation gets in Wano but there was bit of an awkward faze where the studio was still trying to figure out how silly vs how pretty they wanted everything to look.

[adreamingofguns]

Reverse Unpopular Opinion: tell me what you love about Saw

Takes your hands. We are going on a journey. I'm probably doing the reverse unpopular opinion thing wrong but ❤️ it's 5 am by me. we deal.

Personally I like that some of the traps are done with practical effects, much to the detriment of the VERY ENTHUSIASTIC cast who are surprisingly chill with almost drowning IRL and/or having to suffer through wearing 30+ lbs of jagged steel while having the flu and/or actually being stuck in the shackle prop because there was a malfunction while everybody else goes for lunch and/or requesting real glass for the stunt scenes and insisting on throwing real punches in the stunt fights because they're a masochistic freak of an actor (the masochism isn't the bad part, the EVERYTHING ELSE about him sucks) Some of the worst traps and effects are when they use cgi. Looks bad, tom.

I also appreciate that the through-line of the movie is not only justice (and the malformations of it) but also love. Love is what drives the characters to do what they do!! At least three of the apprentices/jigsawers do what they do because they are doing it for love of another person!! And not even romantic love for most of them. I love that the fandom has led me to more friendships and sparked more creativity in me that was lacking for a while. I love that the cast list is just random b-c list actors and also Greg Bryk is there and every time I see him I get jumpscared. I love that it gave me an idea for a tattoo (original idea do not steal!!!) where it'll say "do you like how brutality feels?" but in the shape of a spiral and I kinda wanna get it on the inside of my forearm.

As the adage goes, one must cultivate their online experience because there are some WEIRD ASS headcanons out there. That being said, I love and appreciate the people who are normal about the fat characters. I love that people banded together against an artist who was very adamant and weird about drawing fat characters (which there are a few) like twinks. I wish they kept that energy going. I LOVE that seeing a specific fat character and the way he's built/the way people draw him voluptuously (😂) gives me so much gender euphoria. I love when people acknowledge this character as an erudite and well-dressed man with an art degree and a secret passion for home remodeling (this is canon) who also happens to be a fat man. Like fat people are real three dimensional human beings or something. He's also super deranged and mows down like 70+ people at once in a spree that ends in him stuck and trapped, possibly killed and possibly just held captive by a cunty evil doctor in the basement of his own home like how in the Sims game where you make somebody live in the basement and paint constantly so you can make money selling the paintings.

I love how a few months ago on Twitter the fandom came together to mourn as the bot that goes through the script line by line came to a particularly devastating part and that stupid image of the cat puppet from the OLD Dr Who

(this image) was the only thing keeping me sane while I was in the trenches of crying in school over stupid bullshit.

I did my final in my religion in film class about Saw and used the following image. My professor and classmates were wowed.

Sadly the accompanying paper sucked major ass (I wrote it in the span of an hour and it's ADHD core topic jumping like HELL) but it got me an A and the respect of my asshole professor 😂

I ALSO LOVE HOW SAW FANDOM POSTS KEEP ESCAPING CONTAINMENT AND GETTING POPULAR AMONG THE GENERAL NON-SAW FANS LIKE THAT 50 GUNS AND VIBRATOR IN THE CAR CUP HOLDER DASH THING MEME THATS A SAW POST

I kinda rambled a bit sorry 😂 here's a gif of Peepaw Jigsaw himself zooted off his ass and staring at a fishtank in his ex-boyfriend's office.

[rfaromance]

Aoi and Vanderwood 🧋

"You forgot your glasses again?"

Aoi's icy blue gaze snapped to Vanderwood, and his cold distaste for the comment was evident. "They're in my bag. If I needed them, I'd wear them, unlike a certain old geezer I know."

Vanderwood rolled their eyes and clapped their hand down on Aoi's navy beanie. "Unlike a certain brat I know, I haven't ever chugged battery acid consistently for months that shot my eyesight," they retorted with a huff. "What are you gawking at, then? Were you just staring into space?" They rapped their fist against the side of Aoi's head lightly. "You have a brain in here, don't you?"

Aoi hissed and smacked Vanderwood's hand away, before carefully combing through his hair with his nimble, thin fingers. Today was a decidedly masculine day, and so Aoi had opted to leave his long, raven-colored locks down to pair with his simple button-down and black jeans. "None of your business. Don't you have to buy Viagra or something, peepaw?"

Vanderwood briefly weighed the pros and cons of pulling Aoi's stupid beanie over his face, knowing how particular he was about his appearance. Deciding not to further aggravate the brat who was already in a sour mood, they just turned on their heel and continued towards the convenience store. "Nah, you're out of diapers, remember?"

They had expected a sparky response right away, but hearing none, Vanderwood turned around after a few steps. Aoi again was staring into the distance, as if immune to the world around him. "Spoiled prick," the brunet grumbled before stalking back.

This time, Vanderwood tried to follow Aoi's gaze, wondering if perhaps he was looking at something specific. All Vanderwood could see, however, was a couple of tiny storefronts across the street. "Do you... want some boba tea, or something?"

Aoi was a master in his field of concealing his emotions. He never let his true feelings bubble, and he could fake any expression or demeanor with convincing realism. Whatever his photographer demanded, the model could pull off. But Vanderwood came from a world where reading hidden signals was a matter of life and death, and so no matter how much Aoi tried to conceal his excitement...

Vanderwood could pick up on the fact that he was itching for boba.

Not a sparkle in his eye. Not a lilt in his voice. Not a shift in his posture. Aoi's gaze flitted over to Vanderwood briefly with a mutter of, "If you want it, I guess."

Got him.

"What's your favorite flavor?" Vanderwood asked, already heading to the crosswalk that led to the shop.

"Dunno."

"You don't have a go-to?"

"I've never had boba tea before."

The shock almost made Vanderwood stop directly in their tracks, in the middle of the street. "A spoiled punk like you? Never? What about milk tea without the pearls?"

"Nope."

Aoi's blasé tone was confusing. He sounded as if this wasn't a big deal, but then...

Something heavy began to weigh on Vanderwood's heartstrings, tugging at them ever so slightly. As much as Aoi's royal highness attitude could be a pain, maybe they'd been denied a lot more experiences than Vanderwood had originally thought. In a sense, they had that in common, albeit for different reasons. Forced to grow up too soon. Pushed into a profession that prevented them from indulging in simple, everyday pleasures. As famous as Aoi had been, how restricted and controlled had their life been before Mint Eye? Vanderwood wasn't one to feel sympathy for rich brats, but something about him....

"Oy. You're getting a cup too, right? I need to see if you can do that boba challenge or whatever. I can't today, so puff out your chest for me, Vandy."

And the moment passed.

[spiced-koi-friend]

In Your Defense

Gabriel finds himself getting more defensive of you, even to those who are supposed to protect you.

Previous Chapter

Assassin!Goldbullet x Politician!F!Reader, TW: murderous thoughts Words: 1440 | Rating: R | AO3

The following morning you wake up in Gabriel’s bed, and it takes you a second to realize where you are.

“Oh fuck.”

“Well good morning to you too, princess.”

Gabriel is already up and getting ready for the day, brushing his teeth while he dries off his hair. He moves the towel around, drying off his chest before spitting.

“Don’t worry, the only marks on you are the hickeys, but those can be covered pretty easily. You got any turtlenecks?”

“Goldie, did we…?”

“Yep. And I’m gonna go get some protection while we’re out today.”

He winks at you as you get out of bed, hand instinctively going to cover the side of your neck.

“Other side baby, and I’ll keep them distracted while you go to your room to get dressed, don’t worry too bad. Uh… here.”

Gabriel tosses you his sweatshirt, looking around at his clothes strewn about. You hold it in your hands for a second, slowly getting it over your head. Once you stand up, pulling it over your body, you look up to see Gabriel just staring at you.

“Sweet fuck… go get changed before I say something stupid.”

“I- okay. See you in a bit?”

Gabriel covers his eyes as he waves at you, turning back to the mirror as you exit. Verdant catches a glimpse of you in the hallway, eyes going wide as he looks you up and down. He does catch your eye though, mimicking zipping his mouth and throwing away the key as you slip into your room. Maybe he needs a raise.

…

Gabriel was not expecting how cute you’d look in his sweatshirt, in just his sweatshirt. He thought he was about to lose his mind when you looked up at him with those eyes of yours, how big that sweatshirt is on you. There was not a single wholesome thought going through his mind, mostly him realizing how deep he’s into this now. He leans down, splashing cold water on his face, trying to get that image out of his brain, not that it’s working much.

To get his mind off of you, he decides he’s going to go out and grab the things he needs from the shops. He moves quickly, grabbing his stuff to go take a walk. Ruze catches him, placing a hand on his chest to keep him from leaving.

“Where do you think you’re going, Goldie?”

“Just forgot a few things, gonna pick them up from the shops. It’ll be a quick trip, I’ll be back before we all have to leave for the day. Don’t you worry about me.”

“Does she know you’re going?”

“Oh yeah, spoke with her last night. Just didn’t want to go then because it was a bit late.”

“Uh-huh. And totally had nothing to do with the fact I just saw her coming out of your room?”

Gabriel raises his eyebrow, trying to pretend that he has no idea what Ruze is getting at. 

“She was cold, I gave her my sweatshirt. Is there a problem with that?”

“Just have never seen her wear just a sweatshirt to bed. But I’m not too stupid to guess what you did.”

Gabriel glares down at Ruze, sizing him up a tad.

“You mind your business, and I mind mine. I don’t want to have to fight you, Ruze.”

Ruze looks shocked, putting up his hands.

“Alright, no need to get feisty here. Go get your toothbrush or whatever. I’ll see you at breakfast.”

He nods, exiting the house to go on his walk. What came over him? He knows that Ruze isn’t a threat, and yet…

…

You step out of your room, doing your best to cover the hickey, deciding that for now you’d just put Gabriel’s sweatshirt over your casual clothes. Your back cracks as you stretch, heading out into the kitchen. Ruze looks up at you from his newspaper, glasses on the tip of his nose.

“Cosplaying a grandpa today, Ruze?”

“Me wearing glasses suddenly makes me somebody’s peepaw?”

“It does when they’re reading glasses, and you hold your newspaper away from your face like you’re an old man.”

“Oh shut up, Shinri does the same thing.”

“Correct, but at least I own up to being an old man.”

You spin around to see Shinri sitting in the recliner in the living room, reading a book with his hair up and glasses on. He waves to you, nodding with a polite smile. Ruze passes you your coffee as you join him at the table.

“So is Verdant an old man in disguise too?”

“Nah, if he needed glasses, he’d just wear a monocle.”

Fair enough, he does wear an eyepatch. At least it helps with making him look more intimidating, which means people are less likely to fuck with you if he’s around. Verdant comes out, pinning his hair up out of his eyes. Honestly, he rocks a high ponytail. He nods to you, signing the zipping of his lips again, which makes your shoulders relax.

“Good morning! Wonderful day to speak to the masses on the behalf of the good of our people, and- hold on.”

Bettel takes a moment, counting all the people in the room slowly, He looks to Shinri, looking lost.

“Gabriel went down the street to a store, he’s the only one missing.”

“Right. Well, I want breakfast, where’s my poptarts?”

Ruze slides the box over to him, not looking up from his newspaper.

“Hey! Some are missing!”

“Sounds like a you problem.”

…

Octavio ended up taking the job, thinking surely there can’t be too much harm to it. He doesn’t know what you’ve done, and he frankly doesn’t care. He stands towards the back of the press, holding his camera in his hands. Carefully stepping around, trying to get the right angle.

He gets off to the left, able to get to the front as you speak to several of the reporters. Raising the view to his eye, getting the two of you in his shot. Click. Click. Click. Click. Two thousand dollars in his pocket. But as he watches you, taking pictures under the guise of being just another reporter, he notices how his hand rests on your waist, not visible to the average reporter since the podium blocks him. Click. Click. Click. 

When he gets enough evidence, his focus goes back to your face, realizing that the bodyguard in question is glaring right at him. He lowers his camera, trying not to look sheepish as he pretends to delete the photos. Octavio gives a thumbs up, and the bodyguard’s gaze is taken off of him. Shit. Now he knows what he looks like. He’s gonna have to be more careful with how he gets his photos for Altare. Octavio takes a few steps back into the crowd, using the advantage of his short stature to disappear from view.

…

There’s something about that particular reporter that caught Gabriel’s eye, glaring him down when it felt like he was getting just a tad too close. His hand on your waist remains, although he can’t quite tell if it’s for your comfort or his own. His eyes never leave the crowd, looking for any sign of Altare’s lackeys, he seems to have a certain type he enjoys keeping around him. Perhaps it’s just those equally as unhinged as him, maybe they just boost his ego enough to make him feel good about what he’s doing. 

The thought of how easily he could kill you doesn’t ever leave his mind, the simple action of a knife in your back, just in the right spot. Could end it quickly for you, a merciful death. Because fear churns inside his stomach, knowing that if he doesn’t, and Altare tries again, he’ll do far worse. 

But he can’t. He simply can’t bring himself to. No matter how much he tries to bring back the toughened killer he’s built himself up to be, you  just look at him and those walls crumble. He wants to protect you, from horrors you don’t even know exist out in the world for you. The hatred for you, that hatred going to lengths you never would think. You’re just a mayor, why is Altare so hellbent on killing you to win? There’s so many other politicians that would make infinitely more sense, so why you?

Gabriel tunes back in, listening to your speech to distract himself from his anxieties, squeezing your side in support. He’s going to be right here beside you, they’ll have to drag him away from you, because he has a job to do.

[angie-serpant]

—My irl friends out of context—

-TAKE YOUR PENIS BOOK AND BAKED LAYS CHIPS AND GET OUT

-Who’s that Pokémon? It’s always the gingers.

-Gingers (derogatory)

-Try for the backside of the donkey

-is it normal to want to platonically fuck your friends

-NASA's still fucking looking for that dick Niki

-I’ve actually just become god

-anyways that william afton guy was doing what he had to do to become immortal and yk what i don’t blame him🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 like sure he killed kids but like he unlocked immortality so🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

-shyummy

-this was payback for my Marcus Lopez rambles

-THATZ ILLEALY

-CHRIST???

-Does anyone else’s sneezes sound like explosions

-william afton is way too old. mans could sneeze and turn to dust. who’s letting peepaw run around killing people.

-Good for fucking you

-Wulti level warketing

-Demigirl? More like Demigod

-Emma you are a walking tiktok section

-The penis in the butt

-I’m educating you on kinks

-It’s okie you guys have socks

-He just randomly starts throwing people

-I wanna make out with some zombies

-I missed the ✨hole✨

-I’m not thinking I just don’t wanna do it

-My brother just walked in the door and called me a turd what in the Disney Channel Original Movie

-the yassifying of me, a 3 part series

-Mkay so should they talk more before that happens or just get straight into the chaos like a YouTube intro?

-G̶̬͌̈́́̄͝͠e̴̡͙͎̙̦̻̲͈͓̹̍͑̈̎̽̐̕͘ͅȯ̷̗͉̭̤̘͇̦̗̀̈́̌̏͑͝͝ḑ̸̧̙͈̖̬̣͚͇̖͔̲̲̳̓̌͂̉̀́̈́͝e̶̹͈͒̄

-ITS A SUSSY CHICKEN NUGGET

-I’m fucking one of our tables many holes

-STOP MAKING UNDERWEAR SEXUAL

-You are the thistle in the tender and sensitive arse crack of my life.

-reaperussy

-Look at his cute little butthole

-I saw gay I’m happy

-What the FUCK milk man!?

-I like big titties

-Who’s ginger is this? Somebody come get their ginger child!

-Cumtext

-We’ve adopted the ginger, say hello

-Thankedr

-Emma I’ve wanted to fuck to grim reaper too

-It’s like a magnifying glass but smarter

-HELLO POLICE IVE WITNESSED A MAKEOUT SESSION

-Ah yes, the color of horn-e

-You can touch my ass if you want

-Being gay IS fantastic!

-Why do we have those stupid ankles!? They’re useless!!!

-We have different temperatured fingers

-You’re not a very roomable person

-shush you’re a secret undercover ginger

-Wait what’s the ferrets gender?

-All hail the stinky noodles

-Foot emoji

-I LOVE TRUCKS AND BEER AND GUNS AND ALCOHOL AND WOMEN TIME TO SHOVE A FIREWORK UP MY ASS FIR FOURTH OF JULY

-I was scrolling through Tiktok and I did not expect to see a shirtless Bruno but here I am, utterly shocked, and needing soap for my eyes

-GUCK

-SIFRY

-The chess hierarchy

-I used to date my father

-New suicide method; shoving a firework up my ass

-*gasp* WHAT THE FRICK FRACK TIC TAC SNICK SNACK CARDIAC QUARTERBACK DUDE NAMED JACK BIG MAC LICK LACK BIG BACK DID YOU JUST SAY???1?1?1?1???1??1

-Either baby or menace to society

-I have committed vehicular manslaughter once

-their head? gone. their eyes? scooped. their hair? ripped out. their mom? fucked by me. their limbs? separated from their body. their soul? sent to hell. their neck? broken.

-only reason i’m not is because it’s cold and my dad would question me

-demigod more like i am god

-Fuck now im thinking of dirty shit

-should i write the most heart wrenching saddest thing ever and send it to a friend who did nothing wrong i’m just a writer with evil sad writing? The correct answer is yes brb

-how many sins can one commit in a family friendly game the answer is all 7.

-The lord cant help you here, this is horny jail

-snuck out. went out into the freezing cold. played in the snow rolling around yk like normal. men were staring at me. tried to call people. no one was awake so i did what any sane person does. flipped them off and continued playing in the snow occasionally showing i had a weapon on me and went inside when my hands were numb.

-I’m so cold my metaphoric dick could fall off

-Stop being Scottish

-……Would I fuck that?

-michigan was actually kind of a bitch

-I’m the sewer rat of the table monarchy

-Spit on the skeleton man

-Guys I just accidentally called a demon mama

-it was really quiet too and i just went “dick!”

-Well I would assume from the womb

-Don’t tell the Christians I said that

-I don’t think ghosts have genitalia

-fuckerino but okie

-Cleansed but casually

-The bar is low and they’re limbo dancing with Satan

-You are no longer the Virgin Mary

-White people scare me

-I think my dog hates white people

-Is that a picture of two robot toys having sex????

-Do not do anything related to genitalia

-water so cold my metaphysical dick had disappeared

-hath thou mother lie in bed with i? yeseth. yeseth she hath.

-fuck the celestial nap

-Holy shit godsona

-Penis

-Texas chainsaw yassacre

-Would getting your eye holes fingered feel good if you didn’t have eyese

-pussy poppingly good

-Why does he look so hot when he’s bloody?

-Fucking boogie woogies

-“i am vengeance” yeah ok i’m horny. next story.

-My underwear smells like orgasms

-cöckenbållen

-You just kneed my vagina

-You put the pp in the arse

-I’m almost done with that drawing of the pregnant lady

-Nah I’m gonna go listen to sad music and cry over dog shit some more

-I just imagined your father having sex *wails*

-I’m not touching your penis water bottle

-you pray to god in your hair routine?

-quench it deep

-I DO NOT HAVE A ROBOT FETISH

-i’m fucking one of our tables many WET holes

-Nah bitch is my love language

-I think it was the penis

-The angels are looking down on us in disappointment

-müsic mæn

-You are a gremlin you stole the wand of an all powerful wizard

-I can do the worm but I’m too embarrassed to

-My bed is in the sky now

-I think I stepped in old cum

-Ah yes, Oinherest and Ponterist, my favorite medias of the social

-That’s still repeating it dumbãss

-A sexy inchworm

-I know what skin feels like

-I promise I won’t moan again

-I DID NOT ASK ABOUT CAR GENITALIA!!!

-What if we’re all just sperm swimming in gods balls

-Keep your crouch away from my fucking ass

-I FEEL VERY GENDER

-i have rubbed off the gender

-Happy awakening hour

-i want death in the form of sex so that i can die an unvirgin

-As a person with a dick

-“Sexy” mmmmm dishwater😍😍🥵🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤

-I have a serotonin inducing concept

-Would you rather eat oven baked rotten potatoes or ask Jesus why he has no bitches

-That’s the last time- OW-

-I want it! BALLS!

-You have very disproportionate balls Killian

-Why are we talking about dick hair

-I want abs, I have a squishy girl body

-you should play the sexaginta-quattuordle

-I think a ghost just tried to fuck me

-titty stress balls

-i live paralyzing fear that im going to hit a grandmother with a car

-guys killian is thinking about tactical advantages to shoot me

-killian gets turned on by among us

-Oh it’s on the floor I’m gonna kill myself

-i would fuck myself- YOU ARENT ATTRACTED TO YOURSELF YOU ARE JUST SELF CONFIDENT

-oh no i forgot how to human

-I’m going to combust into a column of flame

-Imagination goes crazy when it’s 12.30 in the morning and you’re 📯🦵 it just goes to 100% percent

-I’m thinking about your mom

-i need someone to just take my spine out and play with it like a fucking cowboy rope

-That’s awkward❤️

-i’d rather solve one of the seven greatest wonders then solve my mental issues

-I feel my thigh bones expanding

-Oh my god kill. YES

-i’m a pussy, a bitch if you may, a coward as the youngins say, a weakling also

-dying is fatherless behavior

-minty bread

-It’s cuz your torso’s longer then mine

-THIS IS CRANBERRY ABUSE

-Oh I do Desire for that😙

-like ok oui oui baguette go fuck yourself